

Searching for a new laptop online forces your current computer to dig its grave.Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode.Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential because the vehicle doesn't need a clean windshield to drive.The oldest sibling is the emergency designated adult.Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.People cover their laptop cameras for fear of hackers but never their phone cameras.If someone asks you where the beach is, you can point in any direction and not lie.The first person to say the word cool must have been cool because everyone started saying it.The sun you see every day is the same sun anything to ever live has seen.Deaf people don’t know why farts are funny.Usually, you empty your drink from the top, but when you use a straw, you empty it from the bottom.Lawyers hope you get sued, and doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.Do ghosts give us privacy in the shower? If aliens come to earth, we must explain why we made so many movies fighting and killing them.Below are some of the funniest shower thoughts to When you shower, you may start having hilarious ideas that can make you to laugh at yourself.
